Well I Guess I Told You Off

Lyrics written by: Jennifer

Helen and Anita: If brains were thousand dollar bills
I tell you’d what we’d bet
You wouldn’t have enough to buy a cup of coffee yet

June:
Well, that ain’t the way I heared it
But here’s a thought for you
Yours might as well be coffee grounds
For all the thinking they’ll do

June: Well, I guess I told you off
That ought to hold you for a spell
Helen and Anita: Furthermore if you don’t like it
You can pack tonight, get out of sight, and go jump in the well

Helen: Sometimes you make me so durn mad
That’s here what I could do
Anita: I’d pick you up and shake you up
And bite you half in two

June:
Well, that ain’t the way I heared it
And sister, if you do
You’ll learn right quick
That you done bit off more that you can chew

June: Well, I guess I told you off
That ought to hold you for a spell
Helen and Anita: Furthermore if you don’t like it
You can pack tonight, get out of sight, and go jump in the well

June:
If common sense was ice cubes
You can take it straight from me
You wouldn’t even have enough
To cool a glass of tea

Anita: Well, that ain’t the way I heared it
You’re just a wasting breath
June: Huh, if them ice cubes was ignorance
You’d done be froze to death

June: Well, I guess I told you off
That ought to hold you for a spell
Helen and Anita: Furthermore, you don’t like it
You can pack tonight, get out of sight, and go jump in the well

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