Everybody Loves A Nut

Lyrics Shared By: Jennifer

Johnny Cash and Carter Sisters:
Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brains are in a rut
But everybody loves a nut


Johnny:
There was a hermit named Fred
Who kept the dead horse in his cave
And everyone said to Fred
Fred, how come you keep a dead horse in your cave and he said, well

Johnny and Carter Sisters:
Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brains are in a rut
But everybody loves a nut


Johnny:
A Columbia man named Frank had a tiger named Hank
He tried to put Hank in his tank, guess what happened to old Frank
When they picked up the teeth, hair, and eyeballs
And erected a tombstone that read

Johnny and Carter Sisters:
Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brains are in a rut
But everybody loves a nut


Johnny:
Another Columbia fellow told queen Isabella
I don't think the world is flat, now what do you think about that
And she said “you don't” and he said “no ma'am”
And she said “you get out of my queendom” and he said “yes ma'am”

Johnny and Carter Sisters:
Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brains are in a rut
But everybody loves a nut

Johnny Cash and Carter Sisters:
Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brains are in a rut But everybody loves a nut

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