A 1000 Miles From Here

Lyrics Shared By: Jennifer

Homer, Jethro, and June Carter:
Ladies and gentlemen, we’re going to sing a song
The song we’ll sing won’t take us long
So don’t get offended, take no offense
Cause the singer that’s singing it hasn’t any sense

And a sing
And a sing
A 1000 miles from here

Jethro: Well, I asked my girl to marry me
And this is what she said
June: There’s plenty of time to marry you
When all the men are dead

All:
And a sing
And a sing
A 1000 miles from here

Homer: Well, a gal named June had a tooth pulled
A tack was on the chair
June jumped up and hollered
June: Do the roots go way down there

All:
And a sing
And a sing
A 1000 miles from here

June: Grandpa had a set of false teeth
He took them out one day last week
He put them on the seat when he went into town
He bit hisself and now he can’t sit down

All:
And a sing
And a sing
A 1000 miles from here

And a sing
And a sing
A 1000 miles from here

Homer: Well, I went out fishing and I caught a smelt
I put it on the stove and the durn thing smelt
Of all the smells I ever smelt
All: I never smelled smelt like that smelt smelt

And a sing
And a sing
A 1000 miles from here

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